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Nicole Rene. 24 . female. single. loving bearded man wanted. Art Student. So Cal living. La Dreaming. LA Kings. Hockey. Music. Art. Tattoos. New Castle. Malibu Rum. Piercings. Romance. Incubus. Poetry. Reading.
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whovianwithabeard:

makilikesflowers:

ondistantshores:

nutstradamus:

Pretty sure whoever wrote this “article” can ram it up their fucking ass. Who died and entitled you to spread the word of what’s “ladylike” and not

This is so dumb.

The fuck

If a girl swears…Let her FUCKING SWEAR

And if a girl can out drink you…BRAVO

AND IF SHE CAN BELCH HAVE A CONTEST!

Beau Taplin (via satans-ghost)

(Source: psych-facts, via insanitymixedwithreality)

The hours between 12pm and 6am have a funny habit of making you feel like you’re either on top of the world, or under it.

timid:

do you ever get that horrible feeling in your stomach because you can’t imagine anyone ever falling in love with you and wanting to spend the rest of their life with you

(via whovianwithabeard)

I suck at texting unless:

  • I am in a relationship with you
  • You are my mom
  • I need something
  • Me and you are close as fuck

(Source: ahtnamasyay, via whovianwithabeard)

4 times today

I had someone talk about my ass.
Some guy said it was phat he legitimately spelled out the word phat.
And a stranger stopped me to tell me I had a nice booty.

Hahahahahahahahahaha

Someone send me a man

Who will grab my butt and roll me blunts.

I can’t sleep. Went out with old coworkers tonight for my best friends birthday. She is now asleep drunk as fuck right next to me mumbling crazy things hahaha.

yung-lipton:

These hit the blunts tweets 😂😂💀

(via kifu-skywalker)