THIS IS A CRIME.
I wanna build a tiny house so bad and raise a tiny little family in it!
omg omg omg omg OMG OMG OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT THIS I WANT IT SO FUCKING BAD OMG HOW DO I GET IT!? HOW SOON CAN I GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM HERE?!
My need for this is unreal
15 musically-driven moments on HIMYM: [8/15] » The Time Travelers - 8x20∟ You’re All Alone » John SwihartTED: Hi — I’m Ted Mosby. In exactly 45 days from now you and I are going to meet and we’re going to fall in love and we’re going to get married and we’re going to have 2 kids and we’re going to love them and each other so much. All that is 45 days away, but I’m here now I guess because… I want those extra 45 days with you. I want each one of them. Look and if I can’t have them I’ll take the 45 seconds before your boyfriend shows up and punches me in the face, because… I love you. I’m always gonna love you, til the end of my days and beyond. You’ll see.
Probably one of my favorite moments on tv
I’ve got a girl that makes me pray to God while she pulls the belt from my waist and sinks her teeth into its worn leather-
I’ve got a girl that follows my spine with her bottom lip, whispering to it like a quiet snake charmer-
I’ve got a girl who sleeps in only to dream about the things she wants to do to me once I come home-
I’ve got a girl with a duffle bag filled with nicknames that would make the toughest men blush and wilt-
I’ve got a girl who simultaneously turns me on while making me rethink why life exists outside of the bedroom.
My girl I would munch beavers for.
Amy said she trusted me, that I would know the right thing to say on her behalf…