And I still have to take a shower. Fuck I have to be up in three hours.
Leaving for Las Vegas in the morning for a friends bachelorette party. I still haven’t even packed…I’m fucked. At least I’m not driving.
Tell me how does one smoke weed with a group of girls who don’t, and get away with it hahaha.
I just want to pour my soul out on someone and not have to worry about the mess I’ve made.
Give that bitch an upside down toilet
Bitches love taking shit the wrong way..
My best friend is an asshole who takes all the sheets…and most of my bed.
While I’m stuck in the corner with a part of the blanket.
Anyone wanna be her replacement in my bed hahaha.
U deserve a nice boy who texts u back and buys u tacos and doesn’t kiss other girls behind ur back and who makes u laugh and thinks ur funny