i tried so hard
and got so far
but in the end
it doesn’t even matter
I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store
I got yelled at the other day, and I swear the situation was in my favor. Honestly I think the lady was just doing it to make me look stupid and get a discount. Regardless just because I work retail does not mean I am your slave. I was having the worst day that day and just because some bitch wanted 2 dollars off of her purchase she decided telling me things like “do you speak english” “how stupid are you” and “shut the fuck up” were acceptable things.
Seriously people be respectful to retail workers…we are not your slaves.
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since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again
this is my favorite video of all time bar none
I cannot stop laughing.
I have never laughed so hard. “I didn’t even know what was wrong until the next year!” 😂😂😂
One of the best out takes from any television show, ever.
this is one of my favorite videos
i love how she hits him
i have replayed this like 15 times now
This gave me life.
CHRIS PRATT IS THE BEST IMPROVISER I CAN’T
Violet Rose (via c-icatrix)
This is one of my favorite quotes about sexualization/objectification vs autonomy of female bodies bc it’s so succinct
It is illegal for women to go topless in most cities, yet you can buy a magazine of a woman without her top on at any 7-11 store. So, you can sell breasts, but you cannot wear breasts, in America.
People in their early twenties still refer to people older than them as “adults”. When do you think they stop… and realize… they are adults
I’m not an adult, I’m a child with a drinking permit.
I’m 31 and still refer to people older than me as adults.