Pretty sure whoever wrote this “article” can ram it up their fucking ass. Who died and entitled you to spread the word of what’s “ladylike” and not
This is so dumb.
If a girl swears…Let her FUCKING SWEAR
And if a girl can out drink you…BRAVO
AND IF SHE CAN BELCH HAVE A CONTEST!
The hours between 12pm and 6am have a funny habit of making you feel like you’re either on top of the world, or under it.
do you ever get that horrible feeling in your stomach because you can’t imagine anyone ever falling in love with you and wanting to spend the rest of their life with you
- I am in a relationship with you
- You are my mom
- I need something
- Me and you are close as fuck
I had someone talk about my ass.
Some guy said it was phat he legitimately spelled out the word phat.
And a stranger stopped me to tell me I had a nice booty.
I can’t sleep. Went out with old coworkers tonight for my best friends birthday. She is now asleep drunk as fuck right next to me mumbling crazy things hahaha.